If dogs could configure routers, you wouldn't need a t-shirt to tell the world that you can.

Broadcast yourself!

Express yourself to the world that you know tech and tech knows you. Woof!
The H2H (human-to-human) protocol to broadcast yourself to the world!™


Use your voice while you still can before our robot overlords say otherwise
Until we're all wearing VR headsets 24x7, you'll need a wardrobe that's not monochromatic.

Paint your wardrobe

#000000 and #FFFFFF shouldn't be your only wearable color options
We have high standards like you.... unlike that guy who bypassed all your wire management and plugged that cable directly into your patch panel.

Where would we be
without standards?

(Especially if those standards start with RFC)
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Need we say more. Stay safe!
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Department of Redundancy Department -- Embroidered Hoodie
Look like the Silicon Valley big shot that you are or hope to be.
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Show the world you know tech.... even if they don't!




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Find my voice
So many t-shirt colors

So many color options

It's like having to choose between OSPF and EIGRP.  Appliances or SDN.  Telnet or SSH -- actually, these days, you better just go with SSH.

So many sizes

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL just to name a few of the sizes generally available.  Combine that with the eight (8) color choices typically available and you may have fifty-six (56) variants to choose from.  This is what we call load-balancing.

So much to say

You spend the majority of you time looking inward, diving into the depths of software and/or hardware, teasing every last drop of technical value out.  And no one quite appreciates what you do.

Show them you care about what you do by expressing yourself outward in a myriad of bold statements available that you know (and LOL at) only a few will truly understand, and you value that.